So, as a public service, we offer the following handy test.
A notorious tree in the Garden of Eden bore: a) pomegranates b) kiwis c) papaya d) forbidden fruit.
The Tower of Babel was: a) the original Question Period b) the ancient world's tallest free-standing structure c) the birthplace of Don Cherry d) a multilingual construction project gone bad.
Christ cast the money-changers out of the: a) Wal-Mart b) casino c) payday loan outlet d) temple.
Christ fed multitudes with: a) lox and bagels b) super-sized fries c) curry takeout d) loaves and fishes.
Which of the following do not belong: a) The Good Samaritan b) The Sermon on the Mount c) The Raising of Lazarus d) George Bush.
Who called the Bible the source of "practically every good title you ever heard"? a) ABBA b) Madonna c) Liberace d) Hemingway.
extract from: Solomon had left the building - Toronto Star Jan 24, 2008 Jim Coyle